A Billion in One Shot.
Klank: So, you’re gonna be working in the food facility, why’d you choose that career?
Porkchop Pete: Have you seen the demand for food service workers? Just last month there were over 87 billion openings on the galactinet!
Klank: Wow! So why’d you choose Port Uranus?
Porkchop Pete: It was the only one that called me back.
Klank: Oh. How many of the positions did you apply for?
Porkchop Pete: All of them.
Klank: I am SO glad I don’t eat…